This is my 1000th post, bitches. I would be more excited but I’m hungry and I just finished watching an LP of Conker’s Bad Fur Day. Anyway, I decided that for my 1000th post, I would talk about how it’s my 1000th post. Actually, let’s celebrate with some cookies. Or cake. Or cookie cake.
I already had a slice, so go ahead and get some for yourself.
I am now one of these-
This is why we need Youtube 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd1lURjdy4I
Also, due to magical Photoshop powers, I have re-materialized the slice that you ate.
Good, more cookie cake for everyone.
OH SHIT 1001 POSTS!!!1!!one!
gimme a piece now
You know Phlakes, around the time I joined these boards a guy got his post count reset to 0 by doing this. I’m not sure of his account name at the moment though. I think daz would remember.
Welcome to the club, Phlakes. 
One more and you’re at 3000.
IIRC PY did that.
well then i lawl
lawl
told you
Don’t laugh: You’re next.
No it wasn’t PY… I know that much for sure. It was much earlier than when PY joined the forums.
Then who knows. I remember reading about that somewhere though.