? Once upon a time, there was a big purple dragon! His name was Baff, the Purple Dragon. His Mom and Dad were Barney the Purple Dinosaur and puff the magic dragon! They all lived in Barney and Puffs Magic Treehouse where everyone lived happily. Then, one day something out of the ordinary happened. Barney, Puff, Baff, Babypop, Baffs drama queens for a sister, a cat, a dog, and a squirrel ,Barneys magic pets, were all at Barneys magic playground. The playground is located by Barneys Magic Treehouse and Barneys Magic school. It was about lunchtime and everyone was eating Barneys Magic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches in Barneys Magic Treehouse.? ?Oh no!? cried Babybop,?my mouth is stuck from the Barneys magic peanut butter and I can hardly talk. Somebody go find Barneys magic milk!? Everyone was looking for the magic milk but, no matter how hard they looked for it they couldn?t find it. After a while everyone started panicking ,when BJ and Koko showed up! Koko was Baffs best friend and BJ was Baffs smart aleck cousin.
?Well I found this lying around outside,? said Bj revealing the Barney`s magic milk. ? A bad thing to leave lying around!? After Babypop had drunk the magic water, everyone went home and Baff, Puff, and Barney went to their rooms.
? I wonder what tomorrow has in? store for me?? wondered Baff.? If only he ever knew!
Meanwhile, up on the really expensive overpriced evil Carebear cloud, King Care bear was very unhappy.? No one buys overpriced evil Carebear plush toys! The kids of the world won?t even buy a toy of me! This made King Joke-A-Lot very concerned. ? If I don?t come up with a plan to force the children of the world to buy my Carebear toys then my Carebear empire will be ruined!? There must be something I can do to force the children of the world to buy my toys!? Then he had an idea! The Carebear silently crept into the Hall of evil Carebear Hall of fame, he looked around until he found a small wooden chest. He opened it and looked inside. ?Yes, Yes the evil Carebear doomsday plan is still here!? The world will soon be mine!?
The next morning in a house in the sleepy town of Ambridge, young 7-year-old Patrick Gregory is watching T.V.? He was laughing at this weeks episode of Barney and Friends. The T.V. is showing Babypop on the floor howling in pain because of the sticky Barneys Magic Peanut butter in her mouth. ?HAHAHAHA!? cried Patrick because he was laughing so hard.? Then the unexpected happened! During a commercial paid by Comcast digital cable, King Joke-A-Lot appeared on the T.V.
?Ahem . . . is this thing on . . . hello . . . testing one. 2. 3…?
?King Carebear,? said a Comcast employee,? the mike is on?
?Oh sorry? said King Carebear ?We the evil Care bears are your masters you will obey us, and buy our toys!?
?I will obey you? said Patrick in a monotone voice.? Patricks mother returned to her house wondering where her son went. That day at Barneys Magic School, it was Cable in the Classroom day where everyone in the entire school grades kindergarten to 8th grade were watching Comcast digital cable. The kids in the kindergarten class were watching the Little Toaster Christmas special when all of a sudden the King Carebear showed up on the screen.
?Boo!? said the little kindergartners ?Care bears stink!?
?Sorry, if you don?t like Care bears little kids,? said the evil bear a little annoyed? But you have no choice because you will obey me!?
?We will obey you? ,said the Kindergartners
?Good, then take over the world!? shouted the evil Carebear
The teacher of the class looked up from her ?Idiots Guide to Pretend You?re a Teacher by Faking Your Resume?, just as about 10 Kindergartners jumped onto her.
?AAAAAAHHHH!? screamed the teacher
?Buy Care bears,? moaned the evil possessed Kindergartners
?Nooooooo!? cried the teacher as she disappeared under a pile of a growing number of possessed? Carebear children. Outside in the Barneys magic playground, Barney was waiting for the kids to be let out of the school so they could play with him. Then the door slowly opened. ? Hi kids aren?t we going to have a wonderful day of play and . . . HELP ME!? he screamed as 1000s of kids piled up onto him.
One Hour Later . . .? Puff the Magic Dragon was looking for her husband Barney whose filming for his T.V. show should have ended 10 minutes ago. When she got to the spot where Barney should have been standing all she found was a heart-shaped letter with a skull in the front. This is what the letter said. Dear Puff, Your stupid husband made the children of the world buy his toys and not mine! Now he will pay dearly for his actions! Love, King Joke-A-Lot and his evil Joke-A-Lot Crown. PS you cannot find us you cannot trace us you cannot? resist us-From the residents of the Evil Carebear cloud. ?OHNO! ? Cried Puff? King Carebear has kidnapped. er… I mean magic a purple dinosaur napped Barney!?
Meanwhile, in the Treehouse . . . Baff and Koko were playing Barneys Magic Star hunts on their? Barneys Magic video game system. ?Darn fluffy dust bunnies keep killing me? screamed Koko in frustration. Bj and Babypop were boxing, ?Ahhhhh! You made me break a nail? screamed the superficial Babypop at BJ. The Barneys Magic? squirrel was stuck in chasing his tail Barneys Magic the dog was stuck in a tree and the? Barneys Magic? cat was sleeping. Everything seemed tranquil until Puff bursted into the room screaming ?Barney has been Purple dinosaur napped!?
?If we don?t get Barney back soon, he won?t be able to pay his monthly copyright bill and everything with Barney`s Magic? in its name will disappear!??
?Well where is Barney?? asked Baff
?The note I found outside said that Barney was purple dinosaur napped by the evil care bears! He?s being held in their evil Carebear cloud.?
?Those care bears are sure evil? replied Baff
? I know that is way they call them the evil care bears!? ?So we need to get Barney but how are we going to fly into the sky and rescue Barney . . .? ?WHOA!? screamed puff as the Treehouse started moving upwards into the sky.
?What happened?? asked everybody.
Well it seems that while taking a nap, the Barneys magic cat had fallen on Barneys Magic Big Red Shiny Button that turns Barneys Magic Treehouse into the Barneys Big Red Magic Rocket Ship. As the Rocket ship powered its way up through the clouds, everyone got a sight of the Evil Carebear Cloud. It was huge and it was also evil. The ride on the rocket made Puff sick so, everyone decided that Puff would stay in the Barney`s Magic Bed while everyone else would set off to rescue Barney.
?Okay? said BJ as the rocket neared the Evil Carebear Cloud?where are the brakes.?
?What brakes?? asked Puff
CRASH!!!
Well, the rocket ship had crashed into the evil Carebear cloud, so climbing out of the rocket ship was? Baff, Bj. Koko, and Babypop. ?Well do you think they will notice us?? asked Baff
All of a sudden they were surrounded by thousands of evil Care bears.
?Yeah I think so!? remarked BJ
?Ummm…What do we do now?? asked Koko
?I know? said Baff, ? let?s run!?? They ran right past the evil Care bears, and they kept running and running until they came to a door.?
?Well? said B.J.,? the ladies go first,? motioning to Babypop and Koko and then to the door.
?Never? shrieked Babypop in disagreement
?Okay I?ll do it?said Baff bravely When he opened the door a cute fat jigglily Carebear jumped out.
?Hi, I?m Giggles the not evil overly cute evil Carebear? said the evil creature
?Don?t do it.? Warned Baff ?it?s a trap.?
But, Babypop didn?t care?How cute? she said as she hugged the Carebear
But, as she hugged Giggles he blew up and a fog covered the cloud. When the fog cleared everyone could see that Babypop had turned into an Evil Green Dinosaur Carebear. The evil Babypop then started chasing them. She chased them until they were stopped by a blockade of millions of evil Care bears. They were cornered with no way out. ? Uh-oh um…What are we going to do now??
?I don?t know? whispered Baff?It seems hopeless.?
?Never give up hope? BJ announced bravely,? I bet you if I jump off this cloud that the spaceship will swoop down and catch me like in all those James Bond movies and I will be safe.?
?He?s lost it!? announced Baff and Koko. Unsurprisingly before anyone could stop him, BJ jumped off the cloud fell.
?Ahhhhhh!!!? screamed BJ. Baff looked just in time to Bj hit the Barneys Magic School and he watched it collapse. ?Okay . . . ? sighed Baff. Baff and Koko were put in Evil Carebear Jail. ?Well how are we going to get out of here??asked Baff. ?I don?t know.?Said Koko. They sat there for hours waiting for something important to happen. After a while of nothing happening Baff started looking around in his pocket, his hand gripped around the Barneys Magic Milk.
?Wait? said Baff? I wonder . . . ?
The evil overpriced Carebear guard was watching Barney and friends. The T.V. was showing the part when BJ was falling off the Evil Carebear Cloud. He was laughing loudly.
?Hey guard? shouted a mysterious voice.
?Huh . . . what . . . Ahhhhh!!? said the guard as a droplet the size of a puddle hit him. Then a wondrous thing happened the evil Carebear turned good!
?Will you please open up my cage?? Asked our hero.
?Certainly?replied the new Red Heart Carebear
?Thank you? replied Baff as the jail cell was opened. Baff and Koko were on their way.
In the evil Carebear lair . . .? ?Barney you were so popular that all the little kids didn?t want to buy my toys!? angrily shouted the Evil King? Well that?s all changed? smirked the King of all evil plush.
?That?s not why nobody buys your toys, your toys are evil who wants to buy evil toys??asked Barney
?Goth Geeks!? replied Mr. Evil king
?You have offended me Barney now you will become one of my evil slaves!?
?Master? shouted one of the Care bears?Intrude…ugh!?he said as he was drowned by Barneys Magic Milk. In his place stood Baff the purple dragon and Koko the Komodo dragon. ?Your time is up you evil Carebear king!? shouted Baff. ?Oh so... Barney actually does have some friends you could of fooled me!? said the evil king. ?How evil of you?screamed Koko?Why dont you have normal toys and not evil Carebear toys for sale??
?Thank you for calling me evil but, no one makes fun of my toys!?he said this as the evil King released 1000s of his evil darts. They hit Koko and pinned her to the wall making her an evil carebear. The evil Koko then said to Baff ?You have no friends now, your just a stupid dumb purple dragon!
?W…H.A…T!?? Baff said angrily who was now sweating uncontrollably
? You think that you can take everything away in my life and get away with it? Baff said in a twisted voice?Now you will PAY!! With that Baff started growing bigger, and bigger until he was 12 feet tall and grown stars on every single part of his body. Baff then shot happy not-evil star missiles out of his hand, they were aimed at the King Carebear. He teleported out of the way and the darts instead hit masses of Care bears turning them into good care bears.
? You cant touch me? said the evil Carebear king. As he turned into a Mustached Plumber and tried to escape. ?So?said Baff smiling?You think youre untouchable.? He then threw a 100 dollar bill of Barneys Fake Magic Money. ?Ooh big money.?said the evil Carebear king as he changed back into an Carebear. ?Untouch this!? screamed Baff as he threw the Bottle of Magic Milk on to the ground. A huge torrent of water started gushing out when the bottle of milk? hit the ground . After picking up the fake 100 dollar bill the evil Carebear King looked up to see the Big Barneys Magic Tsunami of Milk!
?Noooo!!!? cried the king as the tsunami crashed into him. After the water had settled, an crown popped up out of the water then quickly dissolved. Baff started feeling dizzy as he turned back into his normal self, he then blacked out.
A little bit later Baff woke up on Barneys magic Rocket. He learned that when the Water hit the Carebear that all the Carebear toys turned nice, all the evil possessed children turned back to normal, and the now good Care bears changed their name from the evil Care bears to just the Care bears.? The ordeal was over, when they arrived back home at the Barneys Magic Playground they were kicked off the property for having BJ ruin the school.(?Im okay?) From that day forward a lot of things changed. The now good Care bears knocked Barney off T.V.? Barneys Magic Playground was renamed Teletubbie fun land, where Barney played a purple dinosaur looking Teletubbie called Po. The show didnt do well and it never beat the Care bears. Puff went solo in music and got her own solo record ?Puff the Magic Dragon?.? Baff and Koko lived in Puffs new magic Cave. Babypop and BJ changed their names to Pikachu and Bulbasaur. With those names and a? ? Nintendo company takeover they made Pokemon! What about that teacher who got mauled by those Kindergartners. She made a copy of Pokemon and called them Digimon. She released them on the internet to become good, nice, charity loving pets. They were a success until a computer virus attached onto one. Dun Dun Dun!!!
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