It’s been saying it’s Dark_Samus’s birthday since I joined. Is something wrong with the system, or is (s)he doing that (him/her)self?

Your cache might be weird. It’s fine for me, though.

The time zone settings under your controls might be off. Sometimes I find that things on forums are 6 hours ahead (I live in GMT-6), so I might be on at 8 PM and see birthdays for the next day already.

It works now. Well, I guess it’s fixed.