Enemies you wish could be in Metroid

Heck yeah.

yeah I’m not taking this seriously

Tbh, I’d love to blast the Mona Lisa.


That surprisingly fits.

Looks more like Castlevania though.

You got the monalisa-beam :smiley:

do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooooooo

Meh, they’re practically the same game lately anyway.

No, I didn’t draw this.


I think that is the Item collect song.

I’m not taking this seriously either. :stuck_out_tongue:

But Seriously:

Dachora FTW.

and having just pulled one of those out of the sky todayin the most tedious of “boss battles,” if you can call it that, near the end of the Force Unleashed I can say with conviction that Star Destroyers are not fun to fight

What the…

I would totally give that bum some money. Totally.

I think that’s what he was trying to get you to do.

I saw a guy like that while waiting for a Sonata concert a while back. He had about ten signs with varying ridiculous lines and swapped them conspicuously. I gave him a bit for effort and lulz if nothing else. <_<;

That said, this is hardly on-topic at all.

What IS on-topic here? This topic confuses me in general. D:

Enemies you’d like in metroid, of course!