I need some topic ideas for a "fairytale" satire?

Here are the directions: Think of a fairy tale that you know that could be satirized. Some of the characteristics of satire are exaggeration, reversal (when things are the opposite of normal order), incongruity (things that are out of place or absurd in their setting), and parody (imitating the style of something that is written, recorded, or filmed), all with the purpose of criticizing the topic. Your fairy tale should be 300-500 words.

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