Dumbasses -or- how to be totally oblivious and look like a moron doing it. You don’t have to try too hard, believe me…
Just because I can, and it allows me to have fun later.
Really, read the comic before you read the next part.
Read it yet?
Good. Now, did you notice before or AFTER you read what Samus was saying that the morph ball is in place of the item orbythingy?
Aaaand crap, I just realized that I forgot the ‘look over there!’ part that lets you know that they’re chasing Samus and ‘Riu. Which is short for his full name, Denriu, which is just a frickin’ rediculous name.
This comic takes place (for the most part) in an MMORPG called World of Wierdscapecraft Story Online. The title comes from three of the more awesome MMORPG’s out there, while the other one comes from one of the worts. It’s WoW, ROSE online, Maple Story, and, the one I don’t like, Runescape.
Yes, the display that tells the player they leveled up is supposed to be… imperfect.
Can anyone tell me what the funny transport beams actually are…?
…I have to admit, I stole the phrase .GOD from Kabutroid.
I’m not sure how they did it, but someone got confused by the re-color of the no-suit samus. It’s a player in the game.
Addressing the speach bubble issue: They’re coming. And it actually ties in with the story of the… thing.
…backgrounds are probably going to be mostly black, unless I for some reason descide otherwise.
Alright, so this one isn’t that funny… and neither is #1. But they get better! …In my opinion.
…the idea for the muttering came from me getting pissed off about work. Which, yes, includes a splitting maul, snow, ice, a truck, a shovel, and some wood. What do you get when you live in Minnesota?A hellofalotta snow and ice, blocking the door to the wood shop, so you can’t get the wood in, so you gotta use a splitting maul and shovel to get the snow and ice moved.
Make sense? 'Course not.
Anyone know what the transporty beams are yet?
Cruel and Unusual Punishment
I mean, how would YOU feel if you found out that 14 missiles didn’t kill a space-pirate look-alike? Yeah, I’d be pissed too.
Oh, by the way, I’m getting a new space pirate sprite too, since this one’s… awkward. Also kinda ties in with the story.
Now, probably the first one that I actually found truely funny…
The Plot Thickens…
plot, what plot?
Alright, so THIS one’s not that funny either. But they’re coming.
So apparently Samus doesn’t actually LIKE getting sliced up…
See that? See how I ‘discreetly’ come up with an excuse not to come up with a differant flooring for his house… thing?
I decided it’s time Samus’s vocabulary was broadened…
with stupid phrases and words that no one besides our ugly blue friend here uses.
Yeah, GMs all have something red on their armor/character, just so you know. Apparently, they are all easily distracted.
How NOT To Be A GM
First off, don’t start arguing in front of the people you’re banning. Second, don’t type with a southern accent. You look like a jackass.
Alright, now that I’m out of school, I’ll be able to make a ton more strips. And correct stupid mistakes. Like not looking at the enemies I was using to make the prologue, which is why they are turned around.
what, if you don’t look closely, the wings look like visors! And the eyes are hardly visible…
Anyway… hopefully these are a bit better then the first ones. Strip six is a LOT better then the other one I was going to use.