Lost

Actually, it spells SUCKONTHATBITCH. Pwinned.

Not when it is written as a stage direction.

I was distracted.

By a girl, so i have a legitimate excuse.

Legitimate excuse is legitimate.

Quote tunnel is I hate life.

*Edit:
Damn word filters!

Yes. However, we are not directing a play at the moment.

It was a camp script reference.
And stage direction is just a general term for writing out actions in dialogue.
I will never be out-grammared.
NEVAR.

Is “grammared” a real word?

The word “grammared” is picked up by my auto-correct, so no.

If someone is not to be out-grammared, he would be I, for I am awesome.

Jesus said so.

I was being facetitious, if you hadn’t noticed from the NEVAR that came shortly after that.

Troid said that?

You have many facets, which make you facetious.

You have also misspelled the word facetious.

Dictionary.com has this to say about facetious:

fa?ce?tious
/fəˈsiʃəs/ Show Spelled[fuh-see-shuhs] Show IPA
?adjective
1.
not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2.
amusing; humorous.
3.
lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

The word “facetitious,” however, returns zero results at my favorite online dictionary website.

Therefore, you have “epic failed,” kind sir or madame.

Or it could have been interior wit. You may take it however you pease.

You’re impossible.

The previous statement has been repaired.

I haven’t locked anything in a while, but… gonna have to pull the plug here.