This post is the child of two problems; 1) I hate people who become inactive and 2) there was nothing interesting not about crazy ladies to post on. So… I made this one. Yay.
We could compare penis sizes.
You go first.
Mine’s bigger. 'Nuff said. 
Goddammit. I’m in one of those moods. Where’s someone to talk to?
next to mine that is, i keep mine in another dimension because my pants are too small
But what you don’t know is that dimension is actually my penis.
then your dick isnt big enough for my ever expanding one
Frankly, I believe Phlakes wins. Sadly…
Did you know that when Phlake’s dick get hard, it does not actually gain mass or volume, but it is the actual fabric of spacetime that expands?
Every time that happens, a new solar system is created, and everyone is a sperm cell.
Brilliance. Complete and utter brilliance.
I laughed at this:
Today, I had sex for the first time. The guy was so “ungifted”, I’m technically still a virgin. FML
roflmao.
As did I.
Wow, that’s really funny… poor girl needs to experience Phlakes.