*****Official "Hi I'm New!" Topic*****

Live shrimp make for kinky foreplay, on a related note.

Possibly painful too.

psh, live lobsters are where its at

Hi, Iā€™m new here. It is my belief that you can tell a lot about someone by the YouTube videos they upload. So here is mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXwDTPt0aA

hullo xgmx

Hello Candy Man Criminal, how have you been?

decent, though college is a bitch

I see, well glad to see your doing ā€œdecentā€. Iā€™ve been doing exceptionally good (since last night :naughty: ).

didnā€™t you get banned for a reason <_<

college is in fact a bitch though

As stated on Olympus, Iā€™ve changed.

This reminds me of something on Crymodā€¦

Also:

HAHA zurg thatā€™s an awesome quote

lol ā€œthe rulesā€¦ā€

hello, iā€™m new

Glances at post count

Lies! :laughing:

:confused: :smiley:> :smiling_imp:

Should we be happy about this? :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid:

Love those thingsā€¦

Hi, Iā€™m new and refuse to use cliches. So maybe I am not new, only disguised as someone who is new. But thatā€™s a lie, so I lose. YAY. (By the way, I do in fact kill aliens and doesnā€™t afraid of anything.)

Whatā€™s with the random increase of new users?

'Tiz a good thing. HELLO!

Both myself and him are friends of Phlakes, all credit goeth to himeth.

(Old english talk ftw?)