*****Official "Hi I'm New!" Topic*****


Live shrimp make for kinky foreplay, on a related note.


Possibly painful too.


psh, live lobsters are where its at


Hi, I’m new here. It is my belief that you can tell a lot about someone by the YouTube videos they upload. So here is mine:



hullo xgmx


Hello Candy Man Criminal, how have you been?


decent, though college is a bitch


I see, well glad to see your doing “decent”. I’ve been doing exceptionally good (since last night :naughty: ).


didn’t you get banned for a reason <_<

college is in fact a bitch though


As stated on Olympus, I’ve changed.


This reminds me of something on Crymod…



HAHA zurg that’s an awesome quote


lol “the rules…”


hello, i’m new


Glances at post count

Lies! :laughing:


:confused: :smiley:> :smiling_imp:


Should we be happy about this? :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid: :metroid:

Love those things…


Hi, I’m new and refuse to use cliches. So maybe I am not new, only disguised as someone who is new. But that’s a lie, so I lose. YAY. (By the way, I do in fact kill aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.)


What’s with the random increase of new users?

'Tiz a good thing. HELLO!


Both myself and him are friends of Phlakes, all credit goeth to himeth.

(Old english talk ftw?)