Hey, I joined because Cephalopodium wanted me to help him in his game. It sounded shady and suspicious, but I decided to help anyway. And look where I am now.
Oh yeah, I forgot you were a cow.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! EYE BLEACH!!! EYE BLEACH!!!
GOD DAMMIT, WHY?!?!?!?!!!
Is that man pregnant? Jesus Christ. 
I’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of brain bleach
Y’know…
I saw the little thumb nail in that tab in firefox, and for once, I just closed it before I could give myself the chance to open it.
The horrible, horrible thing is, I found that photo under “fat ugly women” on Google.
and why were you looking for “fat ugly women” USUT?
No, I sell bleach, and every time someone sees any photo under “fat ugly women” my sales go up by 75%. If it happens to be a man under that category, nearly 200%. It’s a fantastic way to replace advertising.
Heylo! My name is Bluecan. I’m half Blue, Half Can. Nice to meets!
New person!? THIS IS MADNESS!
Madness?!?
In all seriousness welcome to the forums, I give about a 1% chance of you sticking around, but hey, I’ve been wrong before (case and point CMC and Phlakes)
BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME.
Especially CMC. He’s 5th in post count and the newest in the top 12.
But anyway, hello new guy. Welcome to the small rural town of the internet, where everyone knows each other and everybody hears about it when you sexually assault Steve’s grandmother. cough Rundas cough
Yeah, there are like ten active members left. And not really any P2D until Troid gets his shit done, but by then there’ll be like three members and none of them will care.
Welcome, Bluecan Sam!
I love your cereal.
I has Cereal?!
Update: Naw, dawg. Das ma bro TOUcan Sam. He be the cereal master, not me.
so how do post 
how no know
how make sense?