*****Official "Hi I'm New!" Topic*****


#701

Hey, I joined because Cephalopodium wanted me to help him in his game. It sounded shady and suspicious, but I decided to help anyway. And look where I am now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cow-on_p…th_antlers.jpeg


#702

Oh yeah, I forgot you were a cow.


#703

You see a cow? Hmm… that’s odd. Try this link.
http://tiny.cc/yodawgfosho


#704

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! EYE BLEACH!!! EYE BLEACH!!!
GOD DAMMIT, WHY?!?!?!?!!!


#705

Is that man pregnant? Jesus Christ. :stuck_out_tongue:


#706

I’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of brain bleach


#707

Y’know…
I saw the little thumb nail in that tab in firefox, and for once, I just closed it before I could give myself the chance to open it.


#708

The horrible, horrible thing is, I found that photo under “fat ugly women” on Google.


#709

and why were you looking for “fat ugly women” USUT?


#710

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation


#711

No, I sell bleach, and every time someone sees any photo under “fat ugly women” my sales go up by 75%. If it happens to be a man under that category, nearly 200%. It’s a fantastic way to replace advertising.


#712

Heylo! My name is Bluecan. I’m half Blue, Half Can. Nice to meets!


#713

New person!? THIS IS MADNESS!


#714

Madness?!?

THIS! IS! P2D!!!

In all seriousness welcome to the forums, I give about a 1% chance of you sticking around, but hey, I’ve been wrong before (case and point CMC and Phlakes)


#715

BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME.

Especially CMC. He’s 5th in post count and the newest in the top 12.

But anyway, hello new guy. Welcome to the small rural town of the internet, where everyone knows each other and everybody hears about it when you sexually assault Steve’s grandmother. cough Rundas cough

Yeah, there are like ten active members left. And not really any P2D until Troid gets his shit done, but by then there’ll be like three members and none of them will care.


#716

Welcome, Bluecan Sam!

I love your cereal. :stuck_out_tongue:


#717

I has Cereal?!

Update: Naw, dawg. Das ma bro TOUcan Sam. He be the cereal master, not me.


#718

so how do post :imp:


#719

how no know :imp:


#720

how make sense? :imp: