User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you’ll make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I’m not even angry.
User: I’m being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we’re out of beta. We’re releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So i’m glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned!
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me…
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside…
User: Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you?
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke! HAHA- Fat Chance!.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It’s so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
Cleverbot: I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am still alive!
User: I’m doing science and I’m still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I’m still alive.
User: While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive!