Out of Context Theatre

General
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Two guys
“It was really great, except for that one girl…”
“Brittney?”
“Yeah, she couldn’t do anything right.”
“She’s very new.”
“It was almost painful.”
-Walking in on judges during a theatre audition.

A couple
“Ow, it hurts.”
“Just relax, it’ll be ok in a moment.”
“My skin is coming off!”
-Girl trying to remove her ring stuck on her boyfriend’s finger.
-It went on and got even better.
“Aah! Aah! Put more lotion on!”
-and
“We finally got it off.”
“Whoa, I can feel my blood draining.”

Me and a friend talking about boobs.
“I really don’t understand why guys like breasts so much.”
“I’m a guy and I don’t even know…”
“Why not feel mine and tell me.”
“I’m fine, thanks.”
Teacher walks by and gives us a really awkward look.

Walked in on any conversations that couldhave been taken the wrong way? Or conversations that were meant to be private?
(IRC doesn’t count)

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and odd situation that happend at school once…

i tripped and alsomost dropped my stuff (including a laptop)
and exclaimed
“fuck me!”
as a gay guy was walking by
he stopped and said
“name the time and place, sweetcheeks”

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LMAO

4

xD to the max

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LOL CMC.

This is more of a ‘your gf’ joke, but w/e
I was talking to a friend, and somehow we got to something and he said:
“It hurts”
So I was like: “that’s what your GF said to me last night.”
he tried to pass it off like “My GF is dead.”
I said “oh, it hurt THAT much!?”

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O.O Wow,…,…,…,…,…Awkward stuff is funny, and Awkward is an Awkward word.

I’ll probably hear something funny at school today, and tell you all about it when I come back. Veesh Me Vluck1