my dick was online with your gf 
snapsies!
massive win
i already have that one :3
I liked that one so much that i put it on my hard drive. Bravo.
That honestly seems like a Carlin-esq observation.
That’s outside my campus library.
Yeah zurg, it’s an ad. All over my campus too.
Yeah, it showed up on our newspaper’s website all over and confused the hell out of me. Just a movie ad though.
That’s a movie ad? The fuck? What move could that possibly be?
i bet zurg tried to call
Since this is the official topic of official things, I’m announcing officially that I am back. Officially. 
Obviously not, as I didn’t know it was a movie ad. Timmeh, on the other hand…
Welcome back.
Now let’s start working on Outrider.
Yeah I called and they were like “you fucking moron the name of the movie is right there on the bottom” and I was like “oh” it was great
I’m sure they said exactly that. Sometimes I wish phone operators were really angry all the time. Because then they’d at least be entertaining to listen to.
No.
~Daz