WHY DIDN'T GOD CHOOSE ME TO BE A DINOSAUR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantoraptor
SO AWESOME ;___;

Yeah! You could eat little rabbits and lawyers all day long!
And the best thing would be if I could have you as my pet.

RAAAAAWR

Look at that shit! He’ll eat your face!

I think I’d still want to be a velociraptor.
But I’d love to be a dinosaur! Any day!

i’d wanna be a velociraptor or a pterodactyl

I want stubby arms. I wanna be a T-Rex.

I wanna be a microraptor.

Problem is that you wouldn’t have any rabbits or lawyers to eat.