You know you love Metroid too much when...

“Your pet Metroid has just sucked the life out of you, which it would have done eventually regardless of how well you raised it. You are now dead.”

Nintendogs probably never ends. Ninten(d)metroids would inevitably have an ending point. So I guess it would be a wierd game of “survive as long as you can while helping your future murderer grow stronger and happier.”

MAN THAT GUY TWO YEARS AGO WHAT AN ASSHOLE FUCK HIM

He LIKES Halo?

He has FUN playing it?

No way, he’s fucking lying, nobody can have fun playing halo, it’s so… not innovative! God!