your an NPC in a game and have only one line

Oh fuck!
Totally changing mine.
Something along the lines of “Talk to me again for something nice!”

“bring me 50 ox testicles
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…you have an hour”

I’d be that NPC waaaay far away from any civilization, and I’m super hard to find, like in a deep forest or something where nobody ever goes.
When somebody did find me I’d say "Shh, I’m a secret, the developers don’t even know I’m here. Have a muffin.“
I’d give them the 'Muffin of Rapid Level Up”, now leveling up is 50% easier, forever!

That or I would sell really perverted fortune cookies.

“I make shit happen”

lol i just thought of another one… i’m a cripple “Still waiting for that electronic stimulus package” :stuck_out_tongue:

"…Still waiting for that 2D Metroid game"
An NPC brandishing a GBA/DS.

Never changing my line… EVUR… Well, maybe…

“Listen boy, just because your drunk, doesn’t mean that you cant walk in a straight line. The screen just gets blurry, it’s not fuckin’ GTA4 now is it!?”

My spoon is too big.

"my anus is bleeding… my ANUS is bleeding!