chicks dig guys with dicks like jesus
It helps to fill both categories.
Unfortunately I am the only person on this forum that does both. 
then i guess youre not counting me
wow, I spend the majority of two days fixing a friends computer and testing things out, come back and the conversation about phlakes computer has devolved into a dick waving competition, almost literally >_>
^ probably gets laid the most
Other than me, of course.
I get all the pussy I want
Well, now my computer won’t start. It’ll go to the firsst screen that says Dell and has a loading bar, and I can go to the setup from there, but after that it doesn’t do anything. WTF now?
Found yer problem.
lol’d
you didn’t lol at my pussy joke? D:
See, Zurg’s joke was funny 'cuz it was true. <_<
my mum’s dell
the speakers crackle
because it only has one fan
and no ducts
ventilation = shit
And apparently my computer’s so epically fucked that the big Jesus statue in Rio jumped the mountain to save itself.
so…what? you getting a new rig now?
Make sure your computer doesn’t’ look like this:
YUMMY
Where’d that come from?
The fuck?
That built up fast…